A Night at the Townie!!!

For all you young lovers planning a romantic dinner in Newtown this 6 January, may we suggest dessert with Miss Jane at the Townie? Offering a typically unpalatable smorgasbord of classic and new dishes, Miss Jane will rock, shock and titillate you to your very essence. With a full show planned, there'll be ample seconds and happy endings for all!

Upside Down Miss Jane; don't put them in your mouth, put them in your ears! Come, you are invited!